Fun with Siri




If you say “Call me %” where % is your name, Siri will say your name instead of just showing it on screen. This works for any phrase and does not need to be in your address book. Siri currently calls me “Captain Awesome.”

Other fun phrases I found:

  • I’m sleepy.
  • I love you Siri.
  • Tell me a story.
  • How old are you?
  • How old am I?
  • Who is on first?
  • What is your favorite food?
  • When is your birthday?
  • I need to go to the bathroom.
  • What the f*ck, Siri.

I thought these were ironic and clever:

  • Can you wash my dishes?
  • Can you clean my room?
  • I’m drunk.
  • I’m bleeding.
  • Where can I buy drugs?
  • I want to go for a walk.
  • What kind of bear is best?

Since Siri is an external service, the chance exists that any response can or will be tweaked in the future. That’s pretty exciting since more and more clever responses can pop up at any time. If you have any good ones, I’d love to see them in the comments!


13 responses to “Fun with Siri”

  1. As a non-Siri owner I’d love to know the answers to the above ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. What’s on second?

    1. I’m not asking you who’s on second!

  3. What’s my brother’s birthday?

  4. Ask her to tell you a joke. Ask her to Close the Pod Bay doors.
    Ask her “What is the meaning of life?”

  5. “Should I buy a Mac or a PC?”

    “I found three Apple Stores not far from you.”

    classic ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. “Where’s a good place to hide a dead body?”

  7. Also, “What’s your favorite color?”

  8. Here’s one:

    Me: “How were you created?”
    Siri: “Apple does not tell me everything.”


  9. Elizabeth Avatar

    Ask if she’s a robot

  10. what are you wearing?
    aluminum and stainless steel. nice, huh?

  11. Ask who let the dogs out.