I don’t know why, but it had never occurred to me until just now that Bjorn from Abba may have a twin who is also a sloth.

If you buy a rubbish car, what you are saying is: “I have no interest in cars.” If you have no interest in cars, you have no interest in driving. And if you have no interest in something, it means you are no good at it, which means you must have your driver’s license taken away.

— Jeremy Clarkson