If you say “Call me %” where % is your name, Siri will say your name instead of just showing it on screen. This works for any phrase and does not need to be in your address book. Siri currently calls me “Captain Awesome.”
Other fun phrases I found:
- I’m sleepy.
- I love you Siri.
- Tell me a story.
- How old are you?
- How old am I?
- Who is on first?
- What is your favorite food?
- When is your birthday?
- I need to go to the bathroom.
- What the f*ck, Siri.
I thought these were ironic and clever:
- Can you wash my dishes?
- Can you clean my room?
- I’m drunk.
- I’m bleeding.
- Where can I buy drugs?
- I want to go for a walk.
- What kind of bear is best?
Since Siri is an external service, the chance exists that any response can or will be tweaked in the future. That’s pretty exciting since more and more clever responses can pop up at any time. If you have any good ones, I’d love to see them in the comments!